Monday, June 2, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008
The Way to Win ( Inspiration Poem Must )
One day a group of boys
Decided to have a race
They chose to climb a great big tree
And set off at a pace
The rest of their friends gathered
To see the boys at play
They talked about it to themselves
"Will they make it?" "No way!"
They called up to the children
"You'll never make it up that tree"
But the boys just kept on climbing
And said "just watch and you will see"
But the others, how they shouted
And thought the boys tried to ignore
They began to drop out one by one
Another, another and then more
But one boy kept on climbing
And made it to the top of the tree
He never lost faith but believed in himself
And said "this won't defeat me"
The others were quite amazed
At the squirrel at the top of the tree
"How on earth did he do it?" they said
"Well", said one, "he's completely deaf, you see"
So the motto of this poem is
You can reach the top of the tree
Just don't listen to what others say
Just believe in yourself and you'll see...
Decided to have a race
They chose to climb a great big tree
And set off at a pace
The rest of their friends gathered
To see the boys at play
They talked about it to themselves
"Will they make it?" "No way!"
They called up to the children
"You'll never make it up that tree"
But the boys just kept on climbing
And said "just watch and you will see"
But the others, how they shouted
And thought the boys tried to ignore
They began to drop out one by one
Another, another and then more
But one boy kept on climbing
And made it to the top of the tree
He never lost faith but believed in himself
And said "this won't defeat me"
The others were quite amazed
At the squirrel at the top of the tree
"How on earth did he do it?" they said
"Well", said one, "he's completely deaf, you see"
So the motto of this poem is
You can reach the top of the tree
Just don't listen to what others say
Just believe in yourself and you'll see...
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
SMS Jokes
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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A lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!
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Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
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Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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A lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!
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Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
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Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 officially announced
Sony Ericsson calls this model a real leader, because it combines a lot of modern developments, in particular, 8-megapixel camera and processor with a clock frequency of 1 GHz. Original Android interface has been replaced by visual superstructure Rachael, who will turn the management of the communicator in the game. She is very beautiful and user-friendly, it is clear that the developers tried. The unit did not have given a name X3 for two reasons: to avoid confusion with telephone Nokia X3, and because the X1 and X2 - a communicator on Windows Mobile, and the X10 - it has guglofon with Google Android. Interestingly, this device is not the latest version of OSes, not 2.0, but only 1,6. X10 goes on sale in the first quarter of next year, with several color options - gothic-black and bright white.
Specifications:
- Display - touchscreen, 4-inch, 262 144 colors, WVGA, 480 x 854;
- Camera - 8.1 megapixel, 16x digital zoom, autofocus, face detection function, stabilizer, video recording;
- Processor - Qualcomm Snapdragon QSD8250 (1 GHz);
- Integrated memory - up to 1 GB;
- Support for memory cards - microSD;
- Ports - microUSB, 3,5-millimeter audio output;
- Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, A-GPS, Google Maps;
- OS - Android Donut, version 1.6;
- Network - UMTS HSPA 900/1700/2100 + GSM GPRS / EDGE 850/900/1800/1900 + UMTS HSPA 800/1900/2100 + GSM GPRS / EDGE 850/900/1800/1900;
- Dimensions - 119 x 63 x 13 mm;
- Weight - 135 g.
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